Mother's Day

Phone rings.

Mom: "Hello?"
Me: "Hi mom."
Mom: "Oh hello."
Me: "Happy Mother's Day!"
Mom: "Oh thank you..."
Me: "Hope you have a good day today."
Mom: "Hopefully soon you find a man to marry so you can be a mother soon."
Me: [thinking] Um.. Happy Mother's Day!
Mom: [continuing] "Hopefully soon you have baby so you have mother's day."

I can always count on my mom to remind me that: (a) I am not married, and (b) I don't have a baby. It's almost endearing. You gotta love her.

What would we all do without our mothers?