Fellas, you are in a no win situation if you are asked any of the following questions by your female significant other:
o Do I look fat? (Variants: Does this make my [insert body part] look fat? Do I look fat in this [insert clothing type]?)
o If you could hook up with any of my girlfriends, who would it be?
o Guess how much I weigh!
o If you could change one [or two or three] things about me, what would it [or they] be?
Should you respond in any way other than "Hun, you are perfect in every possible way. Because you are so perfect, you are the only person I can possibly love," be prepared to run or else have your balls chopped off.
Just a tip from me to you.
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