Sunday, June 18, 2006

A simple wish

Sometimes I wish I could take my mind, put it on a cutting board, incise the parts I don't like, and throw them out in the nearest waste bin. Then I could reinsert my modified mind into my head. That way, all the mortification, pain, brain farts, and drunk dials are removed forever. I'd be a bit lighter and a lot happier.

1 comment:

panda said...

there is actually a way to do this.
zero surgery required. please ask.

 
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