My blog seems to have inadvertently become a running tally of funny things that guys do or don't do. To add to the list:
My South Asian friend was in a bar with some friends. A white guy walked up to her, gazed at her for a moment, and cooed, "You're exotic and erotic."
Dude's a poet and didn't know it!
Another incident was when I was at a (different) bar and I felt a guy tap on my shoulder. I turned around.
"Hi," he said, smiling.
"Hi," I replied, musing over his greasy pony-tail.
"Are you Chinese?"
"No," I said.
"Are you Japanese?"
"No," I said.
"Well, I know one thing you are -- beautiful."
"Uhh, ha ha," I said in a half-grimace, "thanks." Then I turned around and resumed talking to my friend.
Keep 'em coming, guys, keep 'em coming.
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