Poem of a Bad Mathematician(or Something You Write After Being Coked up on Several Shots of Espresso)

You could even my oddness.

I could odd your evenness.

And if we're both odd, then together we add up to an even.

Though if you are the One, that would make you odd.
And infinite.
And then One plus One would not equal two but one.

Then we'd both be odd and uneven.
Together.
And infinite.