Age is not just a number.
Age is in direct proportion to the number of times a store clerk or cashier will call you Ma'am instead of Miss.
Age is in inverse proportion to the number of times you get carded at a bar, restaurant or club.
Age is in direct proportion to the number of people who will give up their handicapped-only seats for you on the bus.
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Age however has no correlation with how much a gal knows about boys and dealings with boys.
Thanks for nothing, Age.
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